Thu. Sep 19th, 2024

and now for something completely different

Excessively farting passenger reportedly caused an American Airlines flight to turn a round after leaving the gate in Phoenix.  “We all breathed a sigh of relief after he was removed”.  This happened on January 14.  The incident was documented by a Texas-based passenger on an American Airlines flight from Phoenix to Austin.  This is now for something completely different that the normal news reports!  This blog/news post is now for something completely different.

“I was seated near the row where this situation occurred,” the passenger recalled. While the airplane was still at the gate, the passenger says they saw and heard an “audibly disgruntled” and “maybe hungover” man.  He reportedly exclaimed, “You thought that was rude? Well how about this smell,“ and proceeded to loudly pass gas as loud as a thunder clap.

Not a good place to have gas!

The Crew turns the plane around

The scuffle then broke out on the plane.  Afterwards, the pilot turned the plane around and went back to the gate.  Per the passenger “We get back to the gate and a flight attendant comes back and informs farting rude man that he will not be staying on this flight. He simply replies, ‘I don’t understand,’ and she tells him they’ll talk about it off the plane.  A witness, concluding the post by praising American Airline’s actions.

Holey flatulence Batman! Who farted!

Kicked off the plane

At last, the gassy man gets up, grabs his bag and quietly exits the plane.  Evidently, the other passengers were on edge about what he may say or do next.  Consequently, the trip suffered a small delayed of 15-30 minutes.  The witness stated “I think American handled it swiftly.”

Why I am posting this – now for something completely different!

I am posting this because I need the practice of taking poorly written articles in passive voice and converting them to articles with active voice and good SEO.  This is a part of my project plans now.  Specifically everyday, I will practice rewriting articles and science information to improve my writing skills.   I pointed this out in one of my science posts.  So enjoy these completely different post.

 

 

By James